you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I actually feel relieved when idols swear, get pissed, or put up a middle finger because it seems like a sign that they’re not completely crushed by the star system yet and there’s still a person fighting for selfhood behind the bb cream and choreography.